THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER FUCKING SEEN.
NEVER STOP REBLOGGING
kiss-my-aspergers:viralthesoldier:toothyalcyone:
This is my fav post on tumblr
OH MY GOD THEY UPDATED IT
this made my night
(Source: parasolpunk)
“oh, there are pictures.. I keep them where I need the most cheering up.”
reblogging this again… For those who don’t know the story behind this
Before Maggie was born, Homer Simpson worked at the Nuclear Plant because he needed the money to pay for all the debt. Once Homer Simpson finally payed the debt, he quit his job to work at his dream job at the bowling alley. When Homer Simpson found out that Marge was pregnant with Maggie, he became depressed that he had to quit his job at the bowling alley because the salary couldn’t support them. When Homer Simpson begged Mr. Burns for his old life back, he put a plaque that reads “Don’t Forget: You’re Here Forever.” When Maggie was born, Homer instantly fell in love with her. When Lisa asked Homer where did all Maggie’s baby pictures went, Homer explains that he keeps it where he needs it the most…

eh aquí, mi reencarnación …
Aquí saludando a los chiquillos
(Source: nashi-blog)
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
-Frederic Brown
Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it?
And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy.
how fandoms make hipster posts better.
(Source: lmaogtfo)